You guys laugh until I land a meeting with Kraft Heinz and pitch them on a Kool-Aid Pineapple spinout backed by private equity. Then we put it on every shelf in every Costco and 7-Eleven in America. Pay influencers to push it on TikTok and X. Then within months, everyone from kids to grandmas are hooked just in time for summer, when we drop the frozen Kool-Aid Pineapple popsicles. Mark it all up to get 400% gross margins and exit to a bigger private equity firm for a fortune. So keep laughing. You see a joke, I see an opportunity.
