Despite recent surges in memecoins like BONK (+40% today), PEPE (+70% YTD), and USELESS (+100% since Dec 31), the author anticipates a "major, panic-inducing flush" in crypto during January. Investors are advised to buy memecoins like USELESS (which is considered undervalued) on the spot market, avoiding leverage, as the "real move for crypto" is expected between February and March.