π₯ Things I'm looking at today π₯ Powered by @yeet Subscribe: https://t.co/7EJrnNibAt Crypto slips, Fed holds rates, Google sinks Crypto * BTC: 80,000 (-2%) | BTC.D: 60.1% (0%) * ETH: 2,320 (-2%) | BNB: 750 (0%) | SOL: 100 (-2%) * Fear & Greed: 50 | 24h Liq: $338M * BTC ETFs: +$137M | ETH ETFs: -$21M * Top Gainers: APEPE, PEARL, EDGE, STRCX, KNTQ * Crypto lower, despite a fed hold * ICE, Hyperliquid to launch reg perp futures in US * Google searches for Bitcoin hit 5-year low * BTC to hit $1.6M by 2036: Bitwis * Strategy approves daily dividends on prefs * Public companies hold 1.3M BTC: CryptoQuant * MARA sends another $80M BTC to BitGo * Ethereum clients patch ETH reward-redirect flaw * Hyperliquid oil orders raise spoofing concerns * CFTC to host roundtable on 24/7 derivs Dec 15 * DTCC launches tokenisation service with 20 firms * 7 more firms oppose OKX-ICE stock tokenisation * Datavault AI can't access its BTC, stock tanks * Bitcoin Core bug can crash Windows, Mac nodes * Visa stablecoin settlement volume 10x y/y * Tether, Circle top $169M weekly revenue * Allium breach hits Visa, Stripe, Coinbase * Utah charges Kalshi, execs for gambling * Ledger wallets sold with malicious implants: SGP * Alipay denies supporting crypto trading * Thailand SC rules Bitcoin is legal property * Itau gets full crypto service approval in Brazil Macro * NASDAQ: $26,550 (0%) | Gold: $4,020 (-1%) * Fed leaves rates unchanged, 2 officials dissent * Warsh to overhaul FOMC schedule * Odds of Dec fed hike hit 86% * US-Iran discuss temporary peace deal * 2026 global bond sales hit record $6.61T * Judge lets California count disputed ballots * Japan yield curve flattens as long bonds rally * US, Japan to build missile plant in Japan * Chinese stocks hit most oversold level ever * Bank of Canada hikes rate 25bp to 2.50% * EU gas hits EUR100 in a first since 2022 crisis * Italy freezes new Ukraine military aid * Germany set for ATH trade deficit with APAC * North Korea test-fires several missiles * Uranium hits 8 month high AI & Tech * Alphabet sinks on earnings miss * Google Cloud revenue +103% y/y to $30.7B * Google launches Gemini 4 Carbon * Google's Xreal glasses cheaper than Metaβs * Microsoft rallies on cloud earnings beat * Samsung shares slide despite record profit * Oracle surges after it caps capex * Anthropic launches Claude for Legal * AI can sway expert decisions: Anthropic study * OpenAI lets users text ChatGPT via iMessage * OpenAI's Astra becomes top distillation target * Amazon tells staff to stop 'tokenmaxxing' * DOJ probes Nvidia's Hugging Face deal * Marvell in talks to buy Lumentum * Meta weighed 'whisper campaign' on critic * ServiceNow collapses on earnings miss * China's AI chips face 70% failure rate * xAI to buy out homeowners over DC noise * Putin calls Elon 'a real genius' * Virgin Galactic unveils Apeiron spaceship @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $3.6B in lifetime volume! Pionex: Worldβs Leading Bot Trading Platform gm