π₯ Things I'm looking at today π₯ Powered by @yeet Subscribe: https://t.co/7EJrnNibAt ZEC nears ATH, Hunter plans memecoin, stock-memes active Crypto * BTC: 78,470 (-1%) | BTC.D: 58.9% (-0.3%) * ETH: 2,479 (0%) | BNB: 754 (+2%) | SOL: 103 (-1%) * Fear & Greed: 70 | 24h Liq: $187m * BTC ETFs: +$175M | ETH ETFs: +$26M * Top Gainers: AERO, AKE, FORM, UAI, STONK * Crypto rangebound, ZEC nears ATH * Short term BTC whales at ATH unrealized profit * BTC remains capped at $82K: Bitfinex * Liquid hackers return 85% of stolen BTC * ETH Foundation eyes quantum-safe L1 by 2029 * Next ETH upgrade lets users pay gas in stables * Biggest volume week for memes since TRUMP * STONK pumps, as SOL leans into stock-meme meta * AMC token rips after Tenevβs follow on X * BONER rips, after CEO of HIMs & HERs follow * GHOST surges on Solana privacy integration talk * Hunter Biden to launch LAPTOP meme on Base * ZCAT buying more ZEC daily than amount mined * Dogecoin goes live on Solana via Sunrise * Coldcard hacker moves $7.7M of stolen BTC * $9.2M unrecovered after Tectonic exploit: Cronos * Harmony cites AI threats in planned shutdown * UK weighs lifting prediction markets ban * Germany's BTC tax fight heats up after AfD win * Swiss stablecoin sandbox enters testing phase * Australia removes 45 firms in crypto crackdown * Philippines tightens crypto payment controls * $240M SGP BTC thief Malone Lam to plead guilty Macro * NASDAQ: $26,510 (-0.3%) | Gold: $4,390 (-0.3%) * This week: PPI, CPI, Consumer Sentiment data * Brent near $100 after strikes on Saudi Aramco sites * Fed hike threat builds as inflation data looms * JPY strongest since Feb as BOJ hike looms * BofA clients dumped equities fastest since 2025 * US labor share of GDP at worst level since WWII * Trump plans ban on Bombardier sales in the US * Iran oil revenues collapse as US blockade tightens * Houthis hit Saudi Arabiaβs air base * Russia hits Kyiv with more ballistic missiles * US sinks Ecuadorian drug boat * EU plans 'Buy European' rules for states * China accelerates gold purchases * Copper hits new ATH on tariff fears * Panama Canal warns transits may fall on water shortage AI & Tech * Retail appetite for chip ETFs cools * AI labs may need to slow: OpenAI Chief Scientist * GPT-6 finally scores well on SimpleBench * AI has created 1M new US jobs: Sacks * Nvidia NVL72 to grow +50% in 2027: TrendForce * UBS sees 2027 TPU shipments at 10.4M, MS 7.4M * Big Tech scouts Patagonia for mega data centers * Mistral tops $24B valuation in Samsung-led round * S. Korea to give citizens free generative AI * Malaysia eyes Huawei chips for sovereign AI * Huawei phone chip tests path around US curbs * Polish robots stage protest against AI job losses * Huawei unveils $3,000 trifold phone * Shein loses $5B value within a week of IPO * Boring Co sets unusual terms for funding round @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $3.3B in lifetime volume! gm