π₯ Things I'm looking at today π₯ Powered by @yeet Subscribe: https://t.co/7EJrnNibAt Crypto higher, ETH ETF inflow streak ends, Broadcom outlook disappoints Crypto * BTC: 78,893 (+2%) | BTC.D: 59.6% (+0.1%) * ETH: 2,429 (+1%) | BNB: 713 (+4%) | SOL: 102 (+3%) * Fear & Greed: 64 | 24h Liq: $286m * BTC ETFs: +$101M | ETH ETFs: -$48M * Top Gainers: MARSCOIN, BR, AKE, USELESS, PONS * Crypto higher, as ETH ETF inflow streak ends * Strategy holds $66b reserves, second to Berkshire * BTC-Nasdaq correlation falls to 33%: Grayscale * BTC downside limited above $76,350: Bitfinex * Average BTC investor in profit at $80K: Schwab * ETH top pick, expect 3-5x move: Hayes * HYPE enters Hashdex US index ETF at 3.4% weight * Multicoin sells HYPE, has sold 75% from peak * PONS ATH, AI coin winner for on-chain stock pairs * Pons launchpad fees ATH, tops all meme chains * Robinhood Chain DEX volume hits ATH $2.67b * Robinhood Chain RWAs top $100m, 2x in 3 days * Hot money rotating out of AI into crypto: CZ * X foiled mass password-reset attack: US AG * CFTC moves to dismiss CMEβs perps lawsuit * Kraken parent delays IPO to Q2 2027 * Wyoming taps Chainlink for FRNT reserves * Tokenised equity holders +134% m/m to ATH * Rain exploit drains $1.1m from card users * Sui protocol Full Sail winds down after exploit * Kalshi seeks CFTC nod for first US WTI perp * NJ asks SC to rule on Kalshi sports contract case * Kalshi faces $500K daily fine in Michigan * DOJ seizes $560K in Hamas funding probe * Singapore proposes ban on stablecoin yield * Coinbase launches 10x BTC futures in Canada Macro * NASDAQ: $26,220 (+0.5%) | Gold: $4,430 (+1%) * Stock market fear at two month high * Trump considers declaring Iran war over * US escorts 40 tankers through Hormuz * US destroyed 28 ships in Hormuz on Tuesday * Rename Hormuz the Trump Strait?: Trump * Iran launches new attacks on US bases * Signs of fresh JPY market intervention * BoJ prefers Quarter-Point rate hike * Global bond rout gathers pace on inflation fears * US Private payrolls data weaker than expected * US subprime auto delinquencies rate hits ATH * Gold, Silver now legal tender in Texas * US gets control of over 65b bbl of Venezuelaβs oil * Xi to visit White House on Sep 24: Trump * PBOC fixes CNY at strongest since Feb 2023 * BRICS overtakes G7 in economic output * US moves to isolate Nicaragua * Germany nears destroying all ties with us: Putin * Qatar, UAE turn to LNG ship transfers * 10 years jail for NGOs aiding migrants: Greece * DOJ widens beef price probe to 8 retailers AI & Tech * Broadcom slumps, on weaker Q3 outlook * Researchers fear safety disaster ahead of Astra * OpenAI building automated shutdown for rogue AI * 78% odds OpenAI ships Astra today: Polymarket * Trump admin backs OpenAI in NYT copyright suit * OpenAI sued over Tumbler Ridge mass shooting * Altman warns of AI bubble * Google ships Gemini 3.8 Flash, it 'works harder' * Google avoids break-up in ad-tech antitrust case * Anthropic tightens testing, training safeguards * NYSE used Anthropic Glasswing to fix cyber flaws * Claude Commerce Agents goes open source * Meta drops Muse Spark 1.3, claims beats GPT-5.6 * AI token use will not count in reviews: Meta * Microsoft names half its org 'Agents and Infra' * Wonderful raises $550m at $5b, 2x+ in 6 months * AfterQuery becomes YC's fastest-ever unicorn * AI firms doing 'terrible job' on PR: Bessent * NYC bans AI for students until high school * Snowflake surges after market on stellar Q2 * Nvidia now ~8% of S&P 500, tops 4 sectors * Uber is laying off 10% of staff * Uber to launch robotaxis in London @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $3.2B in lifetime volume! gm