🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Subscribe: https://t.co/7EJrnNhDKV BTC taps $80k, S. Korea stocks soar, US denies warship attack Crypto * BTC: 79,610 (+1%) | BTC.D: 59% (0%) * ETH: 2,358 (+2%) | BNB: 628 (+2%) | SOL: 85 (+1%) * Fear & Greed: 40 | 24h Liq: $372m * BTC ETFs: +$630M | ETH ETFs: +$101M * Top Gainers: LAB, TROLL, BSB, SKYAI, TAG * BTC tops 80K, first time since 31 January * $282M in crypto shorts liquidated in 24h * BTC then retreats on confusion about Iran strikes * Crypto sentiment shifts to Neutral * ZEC hits $400, strongest altcoin in the bounce * Saylor: "No buys this week" by Strategy * Alberta AIMCo buys $172M of Strategy stock * BTC miners may earn more from AI by 2026 * NK creditors seek $71M frozen Kelp DAO ETH * Polymarket: CLARITY Act odds top 60% * Senate releases CLARITY compromise text * NY AG fines Uphold $5M for misleading yield * IRS may owe COVID-era refunds * Fink: SEC should approve tokenised bonds * BlackRock: drop 20% cap on tokenised reserves * NYSE moves to enable tokenised securities * Tether bought 6 tons of gold in Q1 2026 * Ripple-backed Evernorth nears Nasdaq listing * Buffett warns on crypto speculation * Kraken closes Bitnomial deal for US derivs Macro * NASDAQ: $25,110 (+1%) | Gold: $4,580 (-1%) * Oil falls below $100 after proposed Iran peace plan * US set to escort stranded ships through Hormuz * US denies Iran hit warship with two missiles * S. Korea stocks hit another ATH, led by SK Hynix * Ukrainian drone hits Mosfilm Tower Moscow * Merz: US still Germany’s top ally * China tells firms to ignore US sanctions * GameStop offers $125/share to buy eBay * Founders Fund raises record $6B 4th fund * Stock indexes ease rules for SpaceX, OpenAI * Spirit Airlines falls into bankruptcy * Warsh: inflation "most regressive" tax * Fed governor: I will keep a low profile * Stagflation worries rise after ISM PMI 52.7 * US foreclosures hit 6-year high in Q1 * First-time US homebuyer age now 40 * Thermos recalls 8M+ jars over vision risk AI & Tech * Sacks: AI capex now 2% tailwind to GDP * Citrini: AI infra basket to lead * SE Asia data centres hit power crunch * Denmark pauses data centres on grid limit * Anthropic near $1.5B JV with Blackstone, GS * Musk messaged Brockman re settlement * Harvard: AI beats ER docs on diagnoses * AI set to drastically cut healthcare costs * Sony unveils superhuman table tennis robot * Bessent: AI may be used to hack bank accts * JAL trials humanoid robots at Haneda @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.3B in lifetime volume! gm