🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Subscribe: https://t.co/7EJrnNhDKV BTC hits $78k, stocks hits ATH, MegaETH settles at $1.5B Crypto * BTC: 78,000 (+3%) | BTC.D: 58.3% (0%) * ETH: 2,305 (+2%) | BNB: 617 (0%) | SOL: 84 (+1%) * Fear & Greed: 26 | 24h Liq: $136m * BTC ETFs: +$24M | ETH ETFs: -$24M * Top Gainers: UB, B, SKYAI, GENIUS, ORCA, PENDLE * BTC rises as profit-taking near $77K loses steam * CryptoQuant: April BTC rally was futures-led * DonAlt: BTC bottom in, chop is worst case scenario * New ETH wallet exploit drains 7-yr dormant wallets * Arbitrum DAO votes to free 30,766 frozen ETH * SOL prints 7th straight monthly red candle * Lummis & Tillis: Market structure bill marked up May * Visa to launch BTC debit cards in 100 countries * Visa stablecoin pilot hits $7bn across 9 chains * Circle launches gas-free USDC nanopayments * Stablecoins overtake BTC in LatAm purchases: Bitso * Tether mints $4bn USDT in past 30 days * Tokenised RWA market grows 420% since 2025 * MegaETH launches at $1.5B FDV * MegaETH DEX charged 50% fees on the first day * Kaspa nears Toccata hard fork, supply slows * OG SHIB whale sells 800B, still holds $625m * Trump retirement EO may include crypto access * Carrot shuts down, first casualty of Drift exploit * ARK Invest buys $39m HOOD, sells $6m BTC ETF * Bakkt bets on stablecoins after DTR deal closes * Musk: future currencies will be "mass and energy" Macro * NASDAQ: $27,450 (+1%) | Gold: $4,610 (+1.5%) * S&P 500 hits ATH, +14.2% since Mar 30 low * Oil continues to surge on US-Iran tensions * US now exporting over 6m barrels of oil per day * US SPR drops 7.12m bbl, biggest weekly drain * California gas prices hit $6 per gallon * Roblox falls -20% after DAU miss of 12m * Pershing Square USA opens 16% below IPO price * BOJ spent $90bn pushing USDJPY 160 to 157 * Trump: every US adult to get low-cost IRA in 2027 * House votes to remove Bayer pesticide protections * Trump Jr, Eric Trump take Kazakh mining stake * US rare-earth stocks soar * Grain prices begin to rise rapidly * UAE bans citizens going to Iran, Lebanon, Iraq * Israel/US set to declare Iran talks have failed * Israel sent advanced laser to UAE for Iran defence * Trump removes all tariffs on Scottish whiskey * Trump says may pull US troops from Spain, Italy * Trump projected to win Nobel Peace Prize * Flavio Bolsonaro frontrunner in Brazil 2026 race * US national debt tops 100% of GDP, 1st since 1946 * California police can now ticket driverless cars AI & Tech * Alphabet adds $420bn cap, 6% from passing Nvidia * Apple stock +4% on stronger Q1 2026 earnings * Tesla made $573m selling to SpaceX, xAI in 2025 * UK: GPT-5.5 matches Anthropic Mythos in cyber * Sacks: Mythos automates cyber tasks, not magic * NSA uses Anthropic Mythos to find Microsoft flaws * Mistral drops new open-source agent model * Cook warns of extended Apple memory crunch * Musk says xAI used OpenAI models to train Grok * SK Hynix to invest ~$13bn in advanced packaging * Karpathy: CPU is finished as the main chip * Atlassian jumps ~25% as AI search lifts sales * Reddit reports 69% revenue growth, users slow * Amazon Anthropic deal up to $20bn convertible * Musk gets 200m SpaceX shares if Mars colony built @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.2B in lifetime volume! gm