🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Iran offers Hormuz deal, NVDA hits $5T, NFTs are back Crypto * BTC: 77,800 (0%) | BTC.D: 58.2% (0%) * ETH: 2,321 (-1%) | BNB: 628 (-1%) | SOL: 85 (-1%) * Fear & Greed: 47 | 24h Liq: $292m * BTC ETFs: +$14M | ETH ETFs: +$23M * Top Gainers: XCN, BSB, GWEI, LUNC, AMP * BTC nears $80k before crashing to $77k * Crypto funds get $1.2B weekly inflows * Crypto mkt cap added $310B in 4 weeks * 45% odds BTC retakes $100K in 2026 * CryptoQuant: BTC rally was a short squeeze * Citi: BTC $189K bull case for 2026 * Coinbase BTC Premium positive for 17 days * Saylor teases another Strategy BTC buy * Trump: banks won't derail CLARITY Act * Trump: I have obligation to crypto industry * Novogratz: Clarity Act must advance in May * Western Union to launch USDPT on Solana * Stablecoin B2B may hit $5T by 2035: Juniper * USDT mkt cap hits ATH at $189.7B * Elon Musk's X Money to launch this month * ECB inks digital euro pact with 3 bodies * France charges 88 in crypto wrench attacks * Justin Sun sets 2026 TRON quantum upgrade * BTC fork eyes redistributing Satoshi coins * AAVE raises $160M to plug Kelp DAO hole * Solana Foundation lends USDT to AAVE * Ethereum Foundation unstakes $48.9M ETH * Litecoin rolls back 3h after reorg attempt * Treasury freezes $344M Iran-tied crypto * DoorDash pays drivers in stablecoins on Tempo * S. Africa eyes forced BTC sales by residents * Quantum HW breaks 15-bit ECC key in test * AWS adds Chainlink data on Marketplace * Hyperliquid to add priority fees on perps * Brazil blocks Polymarket * CFTC sues NY over prediction market crackdown * Polymarket smart money is just 3% of users * NFTs continue to rally, market cap tops $2B * Memecoin volume up 106% to $5.6B in 1 day Macro * NASDAQ: $24,840 (+1%) | Gold: $4,720 (-1%) * Iran offers US deal to reopen Hormuz * S&P 500 hits another ATH, +$7.6T since Mar 30 low * Trump faces assassination attempt at WHCD * Trump: shooter not affiliated with Iran * Trump to hold Iran security meeting today * Iran tells mediators no nuclear deal yet * Treasury yields steady ahead of Fed week * Trump cancels Witkoff/Kushner Pakistan trip * Israel orders new Hezbollah strikes * Germany's AfD hits record 28% in INSA poll * Record 60+ crude tankers bound for US * USD share of SWIFT payments at record * Foreign US Treasury holdings hit $9.49T * Ukraine drones hit Russia 4th oil refinery * Powell's final FOMC meeting may be Wednesday * Consumer sentiment plunges to record low * Desire to move to US drops to all-time low * CBS poll: 70% Americans struggle with bills * Milei: Falklands "are, will be" Argentine * 43% of US college grads "underemployed" * Jane Street books record $39.6B trading profit * Dems 2028 win odds at all-time high * Rubio nearly tied with Vance, Newsom for 2028 * BofA: silver could hit $135-309/oz by 2026 * US housing most unaffordable on record AI & Tech * Semi stocks extend record-breaking streak * Intel hits all-time high on AI revenue beat * NVDA hits $5T mkt cap * Meta inks deal for solar power from space * Musk-OpenAI trial begins this week * DOJ joins xAI suit vs CO on 1A grounds * Hassabis predicts final AGI architecture * GPT 5.5 Pro scores 145 on Mensa test * DeepSeek-V4 launches * Anthropic tests agent-to-agent marketplace * Trump fires entire National Science Board * Maine governor vetoes data centre freeze * China blocks Meta's $2B Manus acquisition * SaaS head-counts continue to rise despite AI threat * AI startups inflating ARR metric for VCs * AI startup builds dream-control headband * NASA chief: US racing China for moon base @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.2B in lifetime volume! gm