🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet BTC falls after nearing $80k, stocks hit ATH, crypto firms urge CLARITY Crypto * BTC: 77,690 (-1%) | BTC.D: 58% (0%) * ETH: 2,331 (-3%) | BNB: 635 (-1%) | SOL: 86 (-3%) * Fear & Greed: 46 | 24h Liq: $300M * BTC ETFs: +$335M | ETH ETFs: +$96M * Top Gainers: SPK, GENIUS, STABLE, DEXE, H * BTC nears $80k before market falls * $350M crypto shorts liquidated in 24h * 62% odds BTC hits $90K in 2026 * Morgan Stanley: 13th day of BTC inflows * US military now runs a Bitcoin node * RFK Jr: BTC is off-ramp from printing * Senator Moreno: crypto bill by end of May * 100+ crypto firms urge for Clarity Act * Bessent: crypto an important payment rail * ABA asks 60 more days on GENIUS Act * Coinbase lists GBP stablecoin tGBP * 3 whales buy 100K ETH ($234M) from BitGo * Tom Lee calls for $250K ETH target * Pantera urges Satsuma to sell $50M BTC * Blockchain Capital seeks $700M new funds * MetaMask co-founder exits Consensys * Believe app founder Pasternak arrested * Kalshi fines 3 Congress candidates * Paris weather glitch causes $37K Polymarket win * BAYC continues to lead NFT rally * Xeet moves to MegaETH, TGE set for next month * Flying Tulip trials circuit breaker for DeFi Macro * NASDAQ: $24,600 (+2%) | Gold: $4,750 (+1%) * Stocks hits ATH, futures fall on oil rise * US orders 31 ships back in Iran blockade * Iran FM: reopening Hormuz is impossible * WH: Iran must hand over enriched uranium * Traders bet $430M on oil drop before Trump speech * Trump asks FIFA to swap Iran for Italy in WC * Arnault: world is facing catastrophe from US-Iran * Iran: Saudi, UAE, Qatar aided US attacks * 2/3 Iran air force still functional * Pentagon: 6mo to clear Hormuz of mines * Iran seized 2 ships near Strait of Hormuz * Hassett: warned that Iran had 11 nukes pre-war * WH: Iran losing $500M/day from blockade * Spirit Airlines still flying during bankruptcy * Taiwan stocks hit $4.14T, surpass UK * Avis swings continue to echo GameStop * WBD vote on Paramount $81B takeover * Lebanon-Israel resume DC ceasefire talks * Trump approval rating hits lowest ever AI & Tech * Tesla Q1 beats but stock falls * Tesla invests $2B into SpaceX * OpenAI pre-IPO valuation hits $1T * New Naval fund lets retail invest in AI labs * OpenAI in talks on $1.5B PE JV * OpenAI launches AI agents at $20/mo * Lutnick: no Nvidia H200 chips to China * Beehiiv adds webinars, paywall tools * China ships laptop-size AI coding model * Apple patents AirPods as EEG device * SK Hynix profits surge on memory shortage * Netflix authorizes new $25B buyback * Xpeng to mass produce flying cars in 2027 @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.2B in lifetime volume! gm