🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Hormuz shut again, Kelp hacked for $280m, DeFI TVL plummets Crypto * BTC: 75,270 (0%) | BTC.D: 59% (0%) * ETH: 2,315 (0%) | BNB: 627 (+1%) | SOL: 85 (+1%) * Fear & Greed: 28 | 24h Liq: $423m * BTC ETFs: +$664M | ETH ETFs: +$127M * Top Gainers: PIEVERSE, EDGE, M, CHZ, SIREN * Kelp hacked for $290M, tied to N Korea Lazarus * Aave pools affected, TVL down $8.5B over 2 days * LayerZero blames Kelp 1-of-1 DVN setup * $15B leaves DeFi since Kelp hack * ETH going under $1k this year: Ansem * RAVE down 95% from $26B after ZachXBT call-out * ZachXBT next questions Memecore valuation * BTC weekend CME gaps open at $77K * Saylor teases another BTC after MSTR rally * STRC set to move to a semi-monthly dividend * BlackRock BTC ETF saw $906M weekly inflow * Binance BTC reserves at 7-month low * Vercel also exploited, tied to AI tool OAuth * Polymarket eyes $400M raise at $15B val * Coinbase tests AI agents on Slack/email * Coinbase launches USDC-backed UK loans * XRP trading goes live on WhatsApp * Vitalik: ETH not built for high frequency trading * HYPE underperforms after Hayes sells * NFTs rally in rotation away from DeFi * Beeple Infinite Loop exhibition opens * MEGA rallies back near $2B pre-market * ASTEROID hits $20m after Elon links Macro * NASDAQ: $650 (+1%) | Gold: $4,460 (+1%) * Oil jumps +8% as Strait of Hormuz closes * US Marines seize Iran ship Touska * Iran launches drone attack on US ships * UAE asks US for wartime USD swapline * 7.4 quake hits Japan; tsunami warning * FBI’s Patel: 2020 arrests coming soon * Ukraine drones hit Russia Tuapse refinery * S&P 500 ATH while consumer sentiment at ATL * Shiller PE ratio hits 2nd all-time high * GS, BofA eye near-term market pullback * Smartphone shipments -13% YoY: Kobeissi * Retail picks beat funds by +11% in April * House to probe missing nuclear scientist * US wages gap widest on record, K-shaped * Goldman lifts KOSPI target to 8K * Japan's Nikkei up +1% despite oil surge * Bessent pushes Fed to wait on rate cuts AI & Tech * Elon: Grok 5 will achieve AGI * GPT-5.5 drops this week * Singapore MAS flags Claude Mythos risk * NSA used Claude despite blacklist * Blue Origin lands reusable rocket * AI gives ability to sequence DNA at home * Samsung shares AI design thesis * Robot breaks human half-marathon record * Memory crunch may delay Macs @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.1B in lifetime volume! gm
