🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Stocks hit ATH, whales accumulating BTC, Allbirds does AI pivot Crypto * BTC: 74,280 (+0.4%) | BTC.D: 59% (-0.2%) * ETH: 2,330 (0%) | BNB: 620 (+1%) | SOL: 85 (+2%) * Fear & Greed: 22 | 24h Liq: $224m * BTC ETFs: +$186M | ETH ETFs: +$68M * Top Gainers: EDGE, RAVE, ENJ, WAL, SIREN * Strategy has bought $1.3B BTC in April * BTC reclaims $1.5T market cap * BTC set to print 3rd straight weekly green candle * Whales buy 270K BTC in 30 days, most in 13 years * BTC funding rates negative 46 days straight * Tether buys 951 BTC, now holds 97K BTC * Kalshi traders forecast BTC at $95K this year * CME plans SUI futures for May 4 * Justin Sun calls World Liberty vote a ‘sham’ * JPM: Clarity Act nearly complete * White House warns US losing digital assets race * Telegram launches agentic bots * Mother, son freed from French crypto kidnapping * Proj Jiang calls Bitcoin a ‘CIA operation’ * UNC up 3x, fastest growing recent meme * RAVE continues to lead supply controlled coins Macro * NASDAQ: $24,020 (+1.6%) | Gold: $4,840 (+0.3%) * S&P 500 closes above $7k for first time ever * Stock market out of Fear for first time in 2 months * China Q1 GDP grows 5%, beats expectations * Senate allows US-Iran strikes without Congress * US to launch tariff refund system on April 20 * US sets oil export record at 5M+ bbl/day * Europe could run out of jet fuel soon * US orders USS Lincoln to blockade Hormuz * 88 major US corporations paid zero federal tax * Israel-Lebanon leaders set to speak for first time * Direct US-Iran talks likely before ceasefire ends * Russia: Ready to supply India with unlimited oil * Pakistan Army Chief heading to US after Iran talks * CFTC probes oil trades timed to Trump posts * FDA set to ease restrictions on peptides * Kevin Warsh likely confirmed as Fed Chair * Spirit Airlines facing liquidation this week AI & Tech * Opus 4.7 & GPT-5.5 may launch in days * Anthropic to launch UK office * OpenAI to launch cost-per-click ads in ChatGPT * Meta reorganizes Reality Labs to ‘execute faster’ * Snap lays off 16% of its workforce * Chamath: 90%+ of vibe coding fails in practice * Accel raises $5B fund for late-stage investments * Allbirds stock does 9x, rebrands as AI company * Humwork startup hires humans when AI is stuck @YEET: Crypto's Casino Just passed $2.2B in lifetime volume! gm