🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet BTC hovers at $67k, US forces likely to enter Iran, FTX to repay $2.2B Crypto * BTC: 67.8k (+2%) | BTC.D: 58% (0%) * ETH: 2,060 (+3%) | BNB: 619 (+1%) | SOL: 84 (+2%) * Fear & Greed: 27 | 24h Liq: $365M * Top Gainers: VVV, KITE, CVX, KAU, SKY * BTC ETFs: -$226m | ETH ETFs: -$49m * BTC recovers above $67K, shows relative strength * FTX to repay $2.2B to creditors March 31 * BTC longs hit 28-month high on Bitfinex * Morgan Stanley to launch ETF with lowest fee * Strategy pauses BTC buys after 13-week streak * Retail investors are largest cohort selling BTC * Underwater miners also likely to continue selling * ETH foundation stakes record amount of ETH * EEZ project targets L2 fragmentation fix * Crypto stocks down 5-10% in Nasdaq rout * Aave governance battle continues ahead of v4 * ECB criticises hidden centralisation in DeFi * Oil OI tops SOL on Hyperliquid * WLD continues to fall after OTC sales Macro & General * NASDAQ: $21k (-2%) | Gold: $4,529 (+1%) * Dow enters correction, -10% from high * S&P 500 posts fifth straight loss week * 72% chance US forces enter Iran in April * US weighing raid to take enriched Uranium * Iranian missile hits Saudi base * Houthis threaten to block Red Sea * UAE confiscates $565B of Iranian assets * Market prices 52% odds of 2026 rate hike * US call option volume at 1 year lows * Gold rebounds 3% on safe-haven bid * Cuba is next: Trump * Russian tanker reaches Cuba post-blockade * Oracle CDS spreads blowing out in AI stress * Anthropic model scares cybersecurity stocks * Wikipedia bans LLM-generated content Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: ANT, OBE, VEET, USUAL * ‘Memescope Monday’ begins today * P2Pme bets treasury on Polymarket * Kalshi to offer levered prediction betting * YEET nears $2B lifetime volume @YEET: Crypto's Casino About to hit $2B in lifetime volume! gm