🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Crypto slumps, hot PPI, gas infrastructure hit Crypto * BTC: 69.6k (-6%) | BTC.D: 58.7% (-0.4%) * ETH: 2165 (-6%) | BNB: 642 (-5%) | SOL: 89 (-5%) * Top Gainers: QNT, KAS, PI, LEO * BTC ETFs: -$130m | ETH ETFs: -$56m * Crypto dumps amid cautious Fed, hot PPI * SEC approves Nasdaq tokenised equity pilot * First official S&P 500 perp launched on HYPE * Whales dominate exchange inflows * Senate eyes April vote on crypto bill * FTX to pay creditors $2.2b from March 31 * Cryptocom lays off 12% staff for AI * Kraken pauses IPO plans * Tempo by Stripe goes live * Visa intros tool for AI bot payments * Algorand Foundation cuts 25% workforce * UK lawmakers urge ban on crypto political donation * Kenya seeks public comment on regulations * Bhutan moves $72m BTC Macro & General * NASDAQ: 22.2k (-1%), Gold: 4710 (-4%) * FOMC leaves rates unchanged * Odds of >1 rate cut in 2026 down to 24% * US Feb PPI comes in hot, hits 13 month high * Oil spikes after Israel hits Iran’s gas field * Iran damaged world’s largest LNG facility: Qatar * Stocks sink on hot PPI, energy attacks * EU gas reserves running low * Gold plunges amid dollar strength * US considers deploying troops to secure Strait * KSA revives 50% oil exports via Hormuz bypass * China ramps up scrutiny of Meta AI deal Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: SOS * Meta shuts down Metaverse division * KATANA launches at $100m FDV * Polymarket buys crypto startup Brahma * Polymarket opens ‘The Situation Room’ bar in DC * rekt drinks x Moonbirds sells out in 1 hour @YEET: Crypto’s Casino Just passed $1.8B in lifetime volume! gm