🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 Powered by @yeet Crypto slides, US-Iran strikes step-up, Meta acquires Moltbook Crypto * BTC: 69.5k (-2%) | BTC.D: 59.3% (-0.1%) * ETH: 2020 (-2%) | BNB: 640 (-1%) | SOL: 85 (-2%) * Top Gainers: ICP, PI, ATOM, TRX, LEO * BTC ETFs: +$247m | ETH ETFs: +$13m * Crypto slides as US-Iran drifts from resolution * Options imply 35% chance BTC to $80k by June * Senators look for compromise on Clarity Act * X Money launch date confirmed for next month * Winklevoss twins move $130m BTC to Gemini * Goldman emerges as largest holder of XRP ETFs * Ripple gets Australia license * Aave’s Oracle glitch triggers $26m liquidations * CZ now richer than Bill Gates * Babylon, Ledger collab for BTC DeFi collateral * Trust Wallet intros Address Poisoning Protection * S Korea prosecutors sell $21.5m seized BTC Macro & General * NASDAQ: 22.7k (0%), Gold: 5195 (-1%) * Stocks swing on volatile macro, oil falls * US-Iran strikes step up, ships hit by projectiles * Iran reportedly lays mines in Strait of Hormuz * US refuses Strait of Hormuz escorts for now * JP Morgan marks down private credit book * Americans withdrawing from 401k at record rates * IEA proposes 400m barrel oil reserve release * Oracle stock surges on earnings beat * Traders cut treasury longs as war sparks unwind * March rate cut odds fall to 0% * Treasury buys back ATH $15b debt * Meta acquires Moltbook * Google to provide Gemini AI to US government * Judge allows Amazon to block Perplexity agents * Messaging apps increasingly at risk from quantum Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: WAR, MOLT * Hot NFTs: Doodles * MOLT pumps after Meta acquires Moltbook * Polymarket taps Palantir to monitor sports markets * Dems push Death Bets Act for prediction markets * Starknet intros STRK20 privacy token standard * BasketballFun willing to issue refunds @YEET: Crypto’s Casino Just passed $1.7B in lifetime volume! gm