We genuinely can’t catch a break tbh These honestly could be the next headlines BREAKING NEWS🚨 $BTC discovered to be unhackable by quantum - $BTC +0.2% $HYPE founder Jeff donates all his wealth to cancer research and future unlocks will be used to fund homeless shelters - $HYPE +3% $SOL future supply emissions will be 100% burned - $SOL +1.2% Then BOOM 💥 🚨 LEBRON JAMES QUITS BASKETBALL TO PURSUE BALLET - EVERYTHING -10% BOOM 💥 🚨 I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER ISNT MADE OUT OF BUTTER - EVERYTHING -5% BOOM 💥 🚨 KINDER CHOCOLATE EGGS WILL NOW BE SHAPED INTO SQUARES - EVERYTHING -5%