BREAKING: Hunter Biden is set to launch a meme coin called $LAPTOP on Sept. 9. The coin will be launched through a Coinbase-affiliated blockchain, according to the WSJ. Biden and the token’s founders are expected to control 30% of the 1 billion-token supply. A separate allocation will reportedly be distributed to people who lost money trading $TRUMP, among others. Well, didn’t expect to see this headline on Labor Day.
