so this week my mom has been out of the country for some wellness retreat it’s like this big self-help thing that she’s been super passionate to go to she told me about it in December and said it cost $5K to go I wanted to be a good son, so I paid for the whole thing she just called me to tell me how great it’s been and I was like “that’s awesome I’m so happy for you but I’m gonna need that $5K back momma dukes”
